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The June Holland Ghetto Awards

Every month, West Michigan residents contribute valuable content to the 41,500-member "Holland is So Ghetto" Facebook group. This is our attempt to recognize those efforts. Welcome to the Holland Ghetto Awards, a monthly ranking of the most memorable posts, sightings, and questionable life choices shared by the community. June was a ghetto month, but not in the way we were expecting. See for yourself.

#5 - If It Fits It Sits

This guy figured if the carts fit, so would he. I'm sure he'll be back in five minutes.

#4 - Just Seen Mike

Everyone hide your vintage Eames chairs, the American Pickers guy is on the loose! SkilledZebra9103 either has a GPS tracker on Mike, or they're just best buds. I wonder which celebrity we gonna seen next in this town.

#3 - Feeling Jolly

"Come wrestle strangers in my living room. No, you don't need to know who I am. Just know I'm jolly."

#2 - You Can't Sit With Us

It's fascinating how much meaning people can project onto a piece of adhesive-backed plastic.

#1 - The Fart

We could launch an investigation, or we could all just accept that every CVS smells vaguely like someone already got there first. It's the most recognizable part of their brand.

That's a wrap on the June Ghetto Awards. Now the countdown begins. Who will earn a spot in the July edition? Only time and the Holland community will tell. If history has taught us anything, we won't have to wait long.

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