We all can relate to shared headaches over the congestion of this particular streetcorner. Between the two traffic lights back-to-back with little space for cars to queue, the constant stream of left-turners, and the frequent police fly-bys, it’s a recipe for frustration. And the cherry on top, add in a shiny new Culver’s—complete with drive-thru lines curling around the building—and well, you’ve got a whole new layer added to the chaos.
So, trust us: skip the stress and take the back way in. Locals know 8th to Hoover Boulevard is your golden ticket to that crispy curd craving without the messy traffic stops.
If you’re headed to Culver’s from the east side of town or even cutting over from Riley Street, do yourself a favor and reroute through Hoover Boulevard. This is a lesser-known shortcut that loops you in behind the chaos, letting you slide into the parking lot from the south without having to fight the stoplight standoffs at 16th and US 31.
The Back Way, a Local Life Hack
You’ll bypass the never-ending stream of cars when attempting to make a left turn from the west side of the traffic light, avoid running a red light, and potentially hitting pedestrians in the crosswalk.
Hoover isn’t exactly a scenic route, it’s primarily a residential street. Though, it does get the job done when beating traffic.
Just be sure to keep an eye out for pedestrians and cars parked on the side of the road.
This back road wisdom is worth bookmarking in your mental map.
Butter Burgers Are Better Without Gridlock
Let’s be real: the whole point of Culver’s is comfort. It’s hot cheese curds, thick custard, and those slow-grilled, juicy burgers that are somehow always better than the last time. But nothing kills the vibe faster than sitting through three light cycles just to get to the lot.
So, if you’re craving a post-baseball practice snack, a quick work lunch, or a spontaneous late-night cheese curd and custard run—be smart about your route.
If you live nearby, make it a walk. You’ll assuredly appreciate getting your steps in after downing a cup of curds and custard.
Because, yeah, we’re all thrilled about the new Culver’s in Holland. But no one’s thrilled about being stuck behind a blinker-happy minivan or speedy, enraged mini cooper for more than five minutes.
Take the back way. Get your curds… and custard.
You’ll thank us later.
Sierra Ozolins is a West Michigan native, currently a student at Hope College. As an athlete, she is passionate about fitness—from running to weightlifting. With a interest for politics and lifestyle, she is intrigued how local culture, community, and everyday events shape the world around her—often with an iced coffee in hand and her dog by her side.
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