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Introducing: The Hollander Ghetto Awards

Every month, West Michigan residents contribute valuable content to the 41,500-member "Holland is So Ghetto" Facebook group. This is our attempt to recognize those efforts. Welcome to the Holland Ghetto Awards, a monthly ranking of the most memorable posts, sightings, and questionable life choices shared by the community. May was a strong month. Let's begin.

#5 - Who Taught U to Park

With the amount of driving/ road rage complaints that get posted on this page, we figured we should have at least one in the lineup.

#4 - As Much as I Like Monkeys

This guy looks like he just got back from a 6-month vacation in Puerto Rico and brought the island vibes back with him. You can almost hear some distant Jimmy Buffet playing through the crusty grocery store sound system. One of the hitch-hikers appears to be hanging on for dear life; the other one is completely cashed out. At least they're wearing diapers. Most of the commenters on this post were grossed out and recommended washing your Meijer produce with a little more effort than usual.

#3 - It's Lies Behind Those Eyes

What in tarnation! Looks like somebody done called me out fer runnin’ around on all my girlfriends, right there in broad daylight, in front o’ 41,000 townsfolk. I reckon my goose is cooked.

#2 - I Got Tested

This guy's reputation is on the line, and he's willing to do whatever it takes to get a clean slate. Anonymous member 356 said what we are all thinking.

#1 - There Are a Lot of Ways to Clean a Squirrel

Ever get a craving for squirrel nuggets, extra crispy? We are not actually sure how legit this post is, but wish him and the insurance companies the best.

That's a wrap for the May Ghetto Awards. Be on the watch next month for the June edition. We are confident our beloved community will not let us down- there's always enough ghetto to go around.

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